My attention has been drawn to an attempt to silence a children’s play area by a former Concorde pilot – and his complaint is that it is too noisy (which is what they used to say about the planes he used to fly).
Another resident has complained that the children’s mothers “were really fat”, worse still they were “from Bracknell” and can’t control their children.
As the MailOnline report puts it:
“As a former chief pilot of Concorde, Roger Price knows a thing or two about deafening people. His supersonic airliner happily hit an ear-splitting 110 decibels on take-off and would often bring conversation to a standstill as it thundered overhead.
But the 67-year-old’s tolerance levels are clearly set a little lower when he’s in his own back yard. With rich irony, he is trying to close down a local playground because the noise from excited children is too loud. …
The former pilot claims the play area – built around 20 yards from his detached house in Ascot, Berkshire – is ‘severely disrupting’ his life.
He and his wife, Dr Catherine Bentley-Thomas, 51, are fighting a private prosecution to try to force Winkfield Parish Council to shut it.
The local council spent £150,000 adding play equipment to the village recreation field in May last year, but Mr Price said the park was attracting children from outside the area who are too loud.”
According to Dr Bentley-Thomas:
“the sound of just one grandfather pushing a child on the swings had been enough to disturb her.”
The Mail also reports that:
“The residents were accused by barrister for the council Katie Helmore of not wanting ‘children from less affluent areas infiltrating their community’.
She pointed to complaints from the residents which included that the park was ‘full of really fat women from Bracknell’ who could not control their children.”
Sorry to disillusion these killjoy residents: if you live just by a park you are likely to hear other people and their children enjoying themselves.
Perhaps they should get over it. After all, it could be a lot worse.