A few months I half-flippantly suggested that now that malware producers were offering their services via Twitter the next stop was an iPhone app.
Now I gather a “game” has been developed that links GPS technology in a iPhone app, so that:
“The application allows drug dealers to post prices for narcotics such as cocaine, ecstasy and marijuana. A convenient built-in calculator automatically determines the prices in gram increments. Prices can be set by location, so that the price offered in Bogota is cheaper than than in New York or Paris. Moreover, the dealer’s prices are visible to their potential clients from within the app and can be adjusted in real-time in response to supply and demand.
Upon launching the app, drug-users can graphically view the location of all the nearest drug dealers on a lovely Google map and dealer and client can each navigate to each other to complete the buy. The app even allows for price comparisons between dealers and prices can be further negotiated by exchanging private messages between pusher and purchaser.
The app even has an efficient reputation management system built-in so that clients can provide feedback on their dealers, allowing for comparison of quality and service. “1 star only for Fast Freddy—that powder he sold me was baking powder. There goes $100 down the drain! Avoid Freddy at all costs—he’s a cheat.” What an efficient marketplace!”
Watch it here: